A Flood of Dongs is Plaguing Soulcalibur VI’s Online Play (NSFW)

Given the resources and time, eventually a penis will appear in any form of media. Soulcalibur VI’s character creation tools have revealed just how flexible they can be, with artistic types repping all manner of phallic weapons.

A reddit post titled ‘An apple, a cylinder, and an upside down heart…‘ revealed just how robust your crafted knob can be, right down to the subtle walnut shader on the nutsack – Reddit user X–Henny–X may well be a genius in the art of dong-crafting:

If you are viewing this at work, I’d love to hear you explain it to your boss

But the fun does not end here, all manner of players are creating every turgid growth imaginable – particularly enjoying turgid growths of an alien nature, that when combined with Voldo’s fighting style of CROTCH THRUST PEOPLE TO DEATH becomes the stuff of nightmares:

You can’t really appreciate the truly impressive nature of these members until you see them in motion:

It really is to Soulcalibur’s credit that such a unique array of rigid wangs can exist – with the added bonus that these are freely able to be taken into multiplayer. The ESRB may need to update the games rating however, if only to mention the game may contain traces of boners.

Known throughout the interwebs simply as M0D3Rn, Ash is bad at video games. An old guard gamer who suffers from being generally opinionated, it comes as no surprise that he is both brutally loyal and yet, fiercely whimsical about all things electronic. On occasion will make a youtube video that actually gets views. Follow him on YouTube @Bad at Video Games