A fistful of fighters join the fray
I wish I had an ice pun for this - I never thaw-t of one
Wanna get shot by a sentient cactus?
Pounding some pixels, oldschool style
It was a 12-character limit feeding frenzy
Rock it oldschool, Godslayerx
Swinging some big axe energy...
There's somethin' strange in yo' neighborhood
There's a lot going on beneath the surface
Mr Doomguy, I don't feel so good
I didn't know who he was either