Time for a retro overload
All aboard the Final Fantasy feels train!
That old Dell in the attic just ain't gonna cut it
He also wears a shirt now. Suave.
Unleash the creative beast within
Remaking a game demo is what the cool kids do now
Hot and steamy close-quarters action
Pestilence and death for all!
Now you can shit yourself at the cinema too!
It's getting hot in here
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
IT'S SPELLED ZOMBI CORAL