Easy Platinum and a Massage? Mr Massagy Now Available in Australia

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Easy Platinum and a Massage? Mr Massagy Now Available in Australia

It’s been out for a little while internationally, but it is with great pleasure that I can confirm that Mr Massagy is finally available on the Australian PSN store as of today!

“But Kieron, what is this game?”, I hear you ask. Well, imagine if you will, a game that looks and plays kind of like a dating sim parody (and is actually hilarious at times) but does nothing to hide the fact that its sole purpose is basically to spit out a platinum trophy after less than 30 minutes of play. Now imagine that game can also give you a pleasurable massage via the DualShock 4 controller. That is Mr Massagy.

If you have $7.55 burning a hole in your pocket and are willing to risk public shaming for the sake of a shiny ‘plat, grab Mr Massagy here. Otherwise, go back about your day and forget I said anything.

Yeah, you know your boy got his platinum

Kieron started gaming on the SEGA Master System, with Sonic the Hedgehog, Alex Kidd and Wonder Boy. The 20-odd years of his life since have not seen his love for platformers falter even slightly. A separate love affair, this time with JRPGs, developed soon after being introduced to Final Fantasy VIII (ie, the best in the series). Further romantic subplots soon blossomed with quirky Japanese games, the occasional flashy AAA action adventure, and an unhealthy number of indie gems. To say that Kieron lies at the center of a tangled, labyrinthine web of sexy video game love would be an understatement.