I Can’t Stop Thinking About Zangief’s Jiggly Meat In Street Fighter 6

Look, I am willing to admit that even though I am terrible at the Street Fighter franchise it is still worthy of its acclaim.

Every entry does something cool for the series, and with Street Fighter 6 it seems to be all about invigorating it’s character designs with downright awe-inspiring jiggliness. Just take a moment to appreciate my boy Zangief here.

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— Hunter (@Nanothehedgehog) February 25, 2023

The deft motion of his pectoral wobbles, the shimmy of his thigh meat – it’s masterful. It’s a superb level of detail to be found in the frame data that might even risk being distracting in game. My boy is packing cake.

And the jury is still out on whether there is groin jiggle – it’s becoming a Magic Eye picture, people are staring for so long they are just starting to see what they want to see.

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— Hunter (@Nanothehedgehog) February 26, 2023

I have had to exit the debate for fear of growing too attached to the idea. Is the world ready for groin physics? People should be aware I am a firm advocate for such a thing, given my penchant for a game about near-nude dudes climbing each other.

Sometimes it’s best to step back and appreciate the whole package (ahem) and not just the vibrating meat – so maybe take a look at the full Zangief reveal trailer below:

While I am sure Street Fighter 6 will again humble my pathetic Mortal Kombat loving ass with it’s lavish combo strings, I will still follow it’s marketing closely – with Zangief’s jiggly meat living in my head rent free.

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