There’s An Official KFC Colonel Sanders Dating Sim Coming Soon To Steam

There’s An Official KFC Colonel Sanders Dating Sim Coming Soon To Steam

KFC Dating Sim.

Those are definitely words in some kind of order, and they’re totally believable as some Newgrounds-level Tumblr weeb bullshit. What I didn’t see coming when I first eyeballed the news about this on Twitter today, was that it’d be something KFC were actually making themselves.

That’s right, I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator is an official product published by KFC in collaboration with Psyop. The game’s Steam page reads as thus:

From the same people who brought you the bucket of chicken, comes the world’s first Colonel Sanders dating simulator.

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator follows you, a promising culinary student, as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. Throughout your journey, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters’ feelings at stake.

Do you have what it takes to survive culinary school? Will Colonel Sanders choose you to be his business partner? Or maybe even so much more? Find out in the most finger lickin’ good dating simulator ever created—a game that KFC actually made.

– 9 lovable characters
– Multiple hours of play-through
– Dateable Colonel Sanders
– A secret ending! Shh!
– Secret recipes! Double Shh!
– Cooking battles
– Battle battles
– Earn a degree from a fictional culinary school
– 11 Herbs and Spices
– Cute miniature food
– Officially created by KFC. No, really

No solid release date has been listed as of yet, but you can be sure that your pals at WellPlayed will be following this one closely.

Kieron started gaming on the SEGA Master System, with Sonic the Hedgehog, Alex Kidd and Wonder Boy. The 20-odd years of his life since have not seen his love for platformers falter even slightly. A separate love affair, this time with JRPGs, developed soon after being introduced to Final Fantasy VIII (ie, the best in the series). Further romantic subplots soon blossomed with quirky Japanese games, the occasional flashy AAA action adventure, and an unhealthy number of indie gems. To say that Kieron lies at the center of a tangled, labyrinthine web of sexy video game love would be an understatement.