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Those Dudes In The Space Marine 2 Multiplayer Trailer Are Packing Hella Arse

The Emperor’s Finest are packing the entire bakery it seems

The Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2 Multiplayer Modes Reveal Trailer is a particularly epic one. The game already promises a massive narrative campaign, full of visceral carnage and Space Marine spectacle – but then the folks over at Saber Interactive also throw a chonky set of co-op and PvP options our way? Phwoar, it’s a good time.

But the trailer also contained a hidden gem for some players – in the form of a double-wide booty surprise.

One of the epic gameplay moments shows a marine doing a massive leap towards his foe – and you can’t ignore the sheer cake-itude on display. Maybe the jump is a bunny hop, on account of all the damnΒ buns.

It’s impossible to ignore, and in true internet fashion we have many eyewitness accounts of the donk that has been displayed to them.

In the interest of education (and to showcase my own personal nerditude) I feel it is worth pointing out that the battle armour that causes this booty lift action is the Mark X Phobos Power Armour, a speciality power armour that is employed when extra movement (and perhaps stealth) is the order of the day. Only the stealth likely does nothing, considering the clapping of such hella cheeks must alert all the guards.

I actually have a few models wearing this armour, and you can see that the flexible under-ribbing does a ton to lift and separate:

The interesting thing is that on the tabletop models, many poses are a great deal less bootilicious. Many standing and even running poses don’t quite seem to pack the hella hindquarters, so it’s extra hilarious when you see the armour in other more mundane animations and the prominent posterior action is super present and accounted for – even the casual running animation has people calling out the killer buttocks:

I mean, there is a lot of other incredible stuff in the trailer – like customisation details, a look at the classes for co-op, etc. There are even Chaos Space Marines, so you can scratch your chin and wonder if the ruinous powers of the known universe give their own troops the dummy thicc treatment:

I was already on board the Space Marine 2 hype train. I was already seated and had a first class ticket – so no judgement from me if you are joining the hype express due to badonkadonk representation. I welcome and appreciate our phat arsed Space Marine overlords, they are merely icing on a very promising cake to me.

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Bring on September – I am ready to meet the Adeptus Ass-tartes.

What did you think of the Multiplayer Reveal Trailer? Did you notice the hella booty within it? Or was it just me and a handful of other internet weirdoes? Well, tell us all about it in the comments or on social media.

Written By Ash Wayling

Known throughout the interwebs simply as M0D3Rn, Ash is bad at video games. An old guard gamer who suffers from being generally opinionated, it comes as no surprise that he is both brutally loyal and yet, fiercely whimsical about all things electronic. On occasion will make a youtube video that actually gets views. Follow him on YouTube @Bad at Video Games

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