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I’m Not Playing Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, But I Am Enjoying Cal Kestis Hairposting

A long time ago in a barbershop far, far away

I will admit, I am not currently playing Star Wars Jedi: Survivor. The reason “why” is a tale as old as time – I have not played Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order.

…Or rather, I have played it briefly and loved it, and realised it’s a game I want to sit down and enjoy properly – not in 10 minutes chunks in-between the rest of the chaos that is my life.

So I am precariously employing my usual method to try and enjoy the buzz that surrounds it’s release without entirely spoiling myself on it’s narrative – looking at niche discussion topics where story beats do not often dwell. And this time, I am just eating up Cal Kestis Hairposting.

All over social media – Twitter especially – people are fawning over the amazing looks they can impart on our Jedi Survivor. I am sure there is a wondrous range of clothing options that help tie in the entire look – but I am dedicated to theΒ follicles baby.

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Luscious locks, whether they are nestling around the ears or gently flowing down the back of his neck are deadset wicked:

The real highlight comes from the deadset legends that are rocking the classic mullet and hella-great horseshoe moustache. These versions of Cal have every bit of party they need in the back, with the front presenting it’s own unique impact with that stellar mouth framing. It’s the kind of look I wish I could pull off without having to commit to it for literally weeks – maybe for a night out? Or a job interview?

As mentioned above, it is absolutely a very RIDE OR DIE look – and given the fantastical nature of the Star Wars universe, Cal Kestis will absolutely ride on.

It’s amazing that the most motivating factor that has me wanting to pick up the game is that I want to explore the phenomenal follicles at my disposal. With a lofty score of 9 from our very own Adam, I can be confident it’s going to be an enjoyable time.

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I better hurry through Fallen Order.

Have you been playing Star Wars Jedi: Survivor? Would we like your cut, G? Let us know in the comments or on our social media.

Written By Ash Wayling

Known throughout the interwebs simply as M0D3Rn, Ash is bad at video games. An old guard gamer who suffers from being generally opinionated, it comes as no surprise that he is both brutally loyal and yet, fiercely whimsical about all things electronic. On occasion will make a youtube video that actually gets views. Follow him on YouTube @Bad at Video Games


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