To celebrate 12 glorious months with the majesty that is Baldur’s Gate 3, the social feed for the game has bestowed upon us all a bounty of weird and wonderful stats from player’s journeys through the game.
While some are pretty straight forward, such as outcomes to particular choices or how their run ended – other stats are a little more…horny.
Right down to exactly how many of you just couldn’t resist the bear.
Over the last 12 months, you’ve smooched your companions a total of 75 Million times.
Please give them a break, their lips are losing pixels. pic.twitter.com/6UWN45gri6
— Baldur’s Gate 3 (@baldursgate3) August 7, 2024
There are also some more wholesome stats, such as animal petting statistics and where people allocated their hugs. Surprising nobody, the class and race allocations are every bit as predictable as one might expect.
Bloody sorcerors.
From gnome druids to dragonborn barbarians, here are your top 3 character classes per race! pic.twitter.com/TpVBAvEql2
— Baldur's Gate 3 (@baldursgate3) August 7, 2024
Magnificently, there is also some great details going into how many players managed to conquer Honour Mode – with only 141,660 brave souls completing it.
This is a paltry number in comparison to the 1.2M that failed.
It’s been a year since Baldur’s Gate 3 was released, and you know what we’ve realised?
— Baldur's Gate 3 (@baldursgate3) August 7, 2024
Over a quarter of you can’t be trusted to not pick a fight with a djinni, and a surprising amount of you enjoy bear sex and tentacles.
Who’d have thought? pic.twitter.com/kU9fAH6tnZ
When most social media posts are drenched with depressing news that shocks you to your core, it’s great to see that Baldur’s Gate 3 is here to entertain us in our time of need.
Even if now I need to curiously wonder how many of my friends lusted for mind flayer tentacles.
What was your favourite fun fact? Let us know in the comments or on social media.
Known throughout the interwebs simply as M0D3Rn, Ash is bad at video games. An old guard gamer who suffers from being generally opinionated, it comes as no surprise that he is both brutally loyal and yet, fiercely whimsical about all things electronic. On occasion will make a youtube video that actually gets views. Follow him on YouTube @Bad at Video Games
